stoobies

stubs for boobs. another way to comment on a man's moobs or an extremely flat girl

Dan: woahh allison's stoobies are about as big as mine!
Foo: you mean non-existent?
Dan: yeppp
Foo: niiice

by smarge June 27, 2007

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stoolied

When your nectar has been collected. You can no longer function as a human. You’ve left your mortal body and have became a divine being. You ask what life is and why. It’s pronounced (shhhtoooolied). (V/adj.)

Hey, what’s wrong with that poor man? - Jeffrey
Oh, he’s straight stoolied -johnny

by Chapmaster33 May 14, 2018

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Stoolie

An employee who is assigned to paperwork, whom sits in a chair (stool) for his employment in a usually physical career such as policework, military, or construction. The assignment of stoolie comes usually as a repremansion resulting from disorderly or otherwise reprehensible actions in the field.

Yeah, McCain used to be deployed in Korea until he started that carrier fire that killed 27. Now he's a stoolie.

by TheLinguisticScientist July 26, 2018

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Stoolie

Stoolie when one is acting like a moron as intelligent as shit (stool sample).

Did you take out that hot bitch last night and you were to afraid to fuck her . Way to go stoolie you will never get that chance again!

by Banging Head August 6, 2018

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stoozies

Stoozy or in this case, stoozies, originates from a cultural tradition amongst African American LGBTQ+ members between 2003-2016. They would go nude in groups of 10+ and and proceed to do a dance called the stoozy. Its where you grab ur penis and begin to sword fight with other people to music playing in the background. Usually ends with everyone having a orgy.

I invited the gay bar across the street to take part in stoozies with me in celebration of my new adopted son.

by YouAlreadyKnowWhoItIsLol February 15, 2021

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