stoned

The greatest feeling in the world followed by engulfing a bag of doritos and reeses pieces.
I'm fine stoned.
by Gwendolyn June 17, 2004
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Extremely high off indica weed. Indica has muscle relaxers and natural pain killers which gives you a major body high, when you have a major body high you feel like your numb, heavy, relaxed, calm, and/or tired. When your indica high(say you smoked some purple kush) you will be sitting on the couch heavy as a stone(hence the "stone" in stoned), also it can blur your vision and give extreme euphoric feelings and elevated thinking.
If you are high on sativa weed it wouldn't be a stoned type of high it would be more head high, head highs are more about thoughts then feelings in your body. The euphoric aspect of sativa is a lot less intense than indica. The feelings of sativa are upper related, sensitive touches feel great, you feel light as a feather(hence the word high, meaning people feel like they are floating), hyped, energetic, and/or awake.
1.Ay Cuhz I'm stoned as fuc!
2.Dude! Wow! I'm so stoned i cant get off the couch man!
3.Orale, I homez i need to get stoned.
by CeeCrazzy July 13, 2009
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The sate in which oneself has done too much mary jane and is no longer completely aware of what is hapening. Also will make you sleepy and lazy.
"Doing things is over rated. Hitler did a lot of things but dont we all wish he would have stayed home and gotton stoned?
by ultrabeast November 10, 2003
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N: see high. the state of being one is in after smoking marijuana. generally characterized by hunger, bad short term memory and spacing out, in addition to feelings of elation, hysteria and laziness. overall, a very good feeling.
man, i went to work so stoned yesterday.
by mells February 15, 2005
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a state where a person wants 2 piss but doesnt have the courage to get up from the floor.
i got stoned after a blunt n wsnt able to get up for an hour.
by babanash June 27, 2006
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high on marijuana, typically with bloodshot eyes, an increase in appetite and a tendency toward laughter for no apparent reason.
"I'm stoned from all these bong hits!"
by El Toastero December 26, 2005
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The stage of smoked up between high and ripped.
'I'm a fuckin airplane, man, I can see the trees below me' is usually uttered between periods of staring at houseplants and making brnyard noises.
by Justin October 15, 2003
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