Stole on

An african-american term for getting punched unexpectedly.

Dat nigga ray ray got stole on by ma nigga lil ray ray wen he was talkin dat shit.

by Mr. Jizzmeister September 23, 2009

stole on

beat down. Knocked to the ground without trouble.

That bitch nigga was talkin' shit and got stole on..

by Oblinnerator April 22, 2003

Stole His Apple

A man receiving deep throat oral sex from another man who has never performed it previously.

Jesse and Sean are steady partners now ever since Sean totally stole his apple.

by NorthernUrbanite September 2, 2010

Stole it from a bitch

When someone does a really cool trick.

Wow Thomas you really stole it from a bitch on that halfpipe."

by Bartye March 8, 2018

stole the rooster's pants

When someone makes a silly comment, suggesting something as ridiculous as stealing a rooster's pants right off of his body. Can be used effectively in several countries, including the USA, Bulgaria, and Thailand. This phrase also has potential sexual implications.

Joey (a US citizen): "Wow, I could really use some delicious Thai food right now."
Margaret: "You should go to Thailand to get some. I hear it is delicious over there."
Joey: "You just stole the rooster's pants! Of course I can't go to Thailand!

by Joseph Tottleson January 25, 2023

stole-off

To have caught somebody with a punch, so hard that they couldnt think straight.....

Man, he said somthing about my mama, so I stole off on him, in front of everybody.........

by Delisa October 2, 2003

Stole My Thunda'

When you just trying to chill and crash in bed but then some goofhead named Michelle just crashes in the bed first and you get upset

I was trying to just relax in my bed but then Michelle stole my thunda', then I cried.

by Bean Burrito September 22, 2017