Stokley

Someone who finds themselves only attracted sexually to the older generation specifically those 60 and above, someone who "stokes the fire" to reignite an older woman's sex drive and relishes the results

I wouldn't leave him alone with your nan mate he's a right Stokley

by Memo - Azuremyst August 27, 2013

Shockley

The most extensive bloodline of strength,courage, and intelligence. Evolving from early white settlers, not taking shit from anybody, to white middleclass (sub)urban street thugs.

Person A: Did you see those Shockley boys at the club last night?
Person B: Yeah, they are a bunch of badass mother fuckers!

by shock G September 1, 2005

Shockley

An intelligent, good-looking guy.

"I want to be a Shockley when I grow up!"

by Fella March 22, 2003

shockley

the world's greatest thing to ever hit planet earth
descendent of God
Chuck Norris apprentice

That kid Michael reminds me just of Shockley.

by CN And1 December 16, 2009

StOakley

StOakley's are fake Oakley's usually bought at roadside vendors or the mall for less than 10 dollars.

" Hey are those the new Oakley Jawbones, man those are 260 dollars, how can you afford those?"

" Hell no, these are StOakleys, i got them a guy in a van with a sweet mullet and I only paid 9 bucks!"

by Jetta-The-Hut October 28, 2012

shockley broccoli

That one guy who is a little into vegetables, a little too much and ends up smelling like broccoli the next day.

“Hey, didn’t ya hear? I heard our pal Nick became a Shockley Broccoli the other day.”

“Duuuuude, no way.”

by MonikaManXXX69XXX69 May 7, 2018