snitches get stitches!

an old piece of advice that still rings true today..indicating that somebody who snitches on somebody else shall reap the fit punishment.

While he sat in the interrogation room singing like I bird, I mouthed a simple reminder to him through the glass... "snitches get stitches!"

by dlee December 3, 2004

The Tapia Switcheroo

The act of telling your homie that you have a threesome lined up with a hot chick and she's on the way. You convince him to get started without her. While you're boning your homie from behind you keep telling him that the chick is on the way. Once you creampie your homie, you roll over and go to sleep while your homie gets to reflect on how he just got bamboozled.

Mom I can't sit down today, the homie gave me The Tapia Switcheroo last night. Homie got me good.

by El Salvage December 19, 2018

Hungarian Switcheroo

It is a sex game. It's like the Cincinnati Switcheroo, but with a Russian Roulette twist. You and your friends ejaculate in tha same condom, mix it, than give the condom to an other guy, who was not part of the game. He than does the good ol' Cincinnati Switcheroo. 9 months later, the guy who got the baby lose.

We did the Hungarian Switcheroo 9 months ago and I lost, now Janice demand child support.

by Saelliv Malmoe February 8, 2019

God's Stitches

The line down the middle of the scrotum (balls) where God has sewn his stiches to tie man's skin on tight.

Hey, Johnny...what is that light colored line going down and in between your ball sack?

Those are God's Stitches...you dumb bitch!

by Johnny Goodtimes December 13, 2004

bitches gonna get stitches

a phrase used when some ho steps out of her bounds - connoting the use of violence to mediate disputes.

Person 1: Karen just slept with Sarah's man.
Person 2: Oh no she di'n't!
Sarah: Bitches gonna get stitches!

by Tank Morris and Clutch Kerley January 12, 2004

Snitcherberry

Someone who makes up crude and offensive definitions for people's names, and posts them on the Urban Dictionary.

"I looked up my name on the Urban Dictionary tonight, and I was offended by the definition it gave me. I think a snitcherberry must have posted it."

by Vinderella March 23, 2009

in stitches

laughing uncontrollably, laughing hysterically

That joke I saw online left me in stitches.

by The Return of Light Joker March 8, 2009