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Still on the bird's back

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A rural saying originating from Australia. To be "On the bird's back" essentially means being mid-transit; approaching a predetermined location, event, or gathering agreed upon by friends; To almost be ready for something.
Australians in particular use it as a euphemism to reduce swearing around children or foreigners who may take offence to typical Australian dialect, E.g., "Give me a second you whining cunt, I'm almost fucking there." is replaced by a simple "I'm still on the birds back mate".
Person 1: "Where the hell are you!?".
Person 2: "Still on the bird's back man".
Person 1: "Right, see you soon dude".

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Person 1: "Honey I'm home! How's dinner going?"
Person 2: "Still on the birds back".
Person 1: *beats wife to the tune of monster mash*
by P1ll0ck July 17, 2020
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this is the final form of the who words, i didn't expect it to get this crazy, only a dingus" the meme cat himself" will use this
owner: hey dingus
dingus: who'mest've'd'f'ye's'cat'mi'lk'why'am'i'still'typing'?'?'please'st'op'ty'pi'ng'no'w
owner: explodes from big brain power
by docter cat August 18, 2022
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Something to shout at males (usually) who exhibit creepy stalker-like behaviour around women (usually). This sleazy voyeuristic behaviour tends to happen in places and cultures where everyday interaction between the sexes is limited, actively encouraging the hunter/prey dynamic (following women, cat-calling, peeping tom behaviour, even assault). Frustrated males resort to even using technology to spy on females (telephoto lenses, mobile phones, drones etc), all the while blaming women for "limiting the supply of sex" or simply "asking for it!"
I see you leering at me and snapping pictures with your phone! It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30 - it's YOU!
by kapweeng April 14, 2018
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Still softish

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Someone with a really small dick,and isn’t hard yet😔
by Valeriallozanof July 6, 2020
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