Slimy like a butter stick, someone who is bitter and/or wants to be anti-climactic who will compartmentalize themselves into other people who'll show up in your life at some point and will act like them in order to get in your head. They unknowingly show their shitty sides and contradict themselves due to the compartmentalization. Prevent yourself from getting in an awkward conversation like this. Believe me.

The women,people at work, 'friends', were Bitter-Sticks to him because they weren't shying away from personal topics in conversation and tried to get in his head. They showed their true colors and are now colorblind.

Bitter-Stick by Miktionary April 9, 2023

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better than a stick in the eye

A phrase learned growing up in wisconsin. Not sure of its use outside of that illustrious state. Means that something is not so great, but it could be worse.

So you're going to visit Topeka. It's better than a stick in the eye.

better than a stick in the eye by sarmaes November 28, 2006

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better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick

Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.

How was your holiday visiting your grandma?

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.

better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008

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Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick

Not bad.

Pier: How was last night's SSS?
Chappo: Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.

Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick by Chappo January 20, 2004

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