Glass Bottom Steam Boat

Neatly place a piece of saran wrap over your lovers chest. Take a shit on top of the saran wrap. Carefully pick up the saran wrap and have your lover lick the condensation off the bottom.

I wanna fucking give your mother a glass bottom steam boat.

by JETJOCK March 20, 2009

st. louis steam boat

the act of inhaling marijuana smoke and then exhaling it while performing cunnilingus, leaving your significant others vagina slowly releasing smoke like a steam boat.

My girl and I were smoking last night, and I gave her a st. Louis steam boat.

by whiskyfrock November 9, 2014

Louisiana Steam Boat

When You Find A Teddy Bear (Usually A Valentines Day Theme) And Cut A Large Hole In The Rectum Area And Proceed To Fuck It Until All The Cotton Is Soaked In Cum

“Dude I Just Louisiana Steam Boated My Sisters Teddy Bear” -Mike

by Utz Cheese March 30, 2020

Glass-Bottom Steam Boat

The act of placing cellophane over your partner's mouth, then deficating on the celophane. Your partner then takes your feces into his/her mouth and tongues it through the celophane.

I used'd up all of the saran wrap last night givin' mah bitch a glass-bottom steam boat fo' her birfday

by VanMan423 July 10, 2003

luisiana Steam Boat

Luisiana Steam Boat is when your fucking a girl in wheel barrel then you both role into 69. After you do that you cum in here mouth and let her gargle it.

Guy 1: Did you smash.
Guy 2: I did more then smashed.
Guy 1: Then what did you do.
Guy 2: I Luisiana Steam Boated her

Guy 1: Thats fucking cherry

by xX420Whilein69Xx January 26, 2016

Mississippi Steam Boat

One person drinks a beer pitcher full of liquid laxatives. Then puts a tube up their rectum. The second person inserts the other end in thier rectum. The person that drinks the laxatives then defecates in the tube and in the other persons rectum. The other person then defecates its back into the other person.

My grandpa was born in Mississippi, and told me stories of when he aspired to perform a Mississippi Steam Boat with his best friend as a kid. He wound up becoming a captain of a Mississippi Steam Boat.

by MSRvrcpt June 12, 2022

Torpedoing the Glass-Bottom Steam Boat

While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log torpedoes into his/her mouth.

Tim could not foresee that by having bought the saran wrap at the Dollar Store would only lead to torpedoing the Glass- Bottom Steam Boat and ending a perfect night of love.

by Red Dragon October 18, 2003