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Meat. Fucking Meat. The Fucking Meat. The Best Fucking Meat. The Best Fucking Meat Ever. I love Steak. The last steak you ate was probably a cow's ass that had been burned. Steak is better than all of that cock a doodle shit. Who the fuck eats chicken? Bacon is ok, but burnt pig is not as good as burnt utter, I mean cow. Don't even get me started on fish. It smells like my grandma's ass after taking a shit. Bugs. Fuck bugs. People who eat bugs are Karens. They taste like shit because... well... they are. Steak may also be defined as... Nevermind. I don't know what to say so... Fuck. Shit. Karen. Cheese. Dick-Doodle. Cock-doodle minus the doodle.
I like having Steak... *licks lips*
Steak by Mr. Not Gay Man March 3, 2020
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Steak. It's just steak but it's not just steak. It literally means steak but it's not just steak.
"I can't wait to eat steak with you"
Steak by megathot December 15, 2019
Girl on a Marine base:
Look at all these steaks.
Steak by Cousin pud April 14, 2017
a slab of cut animal parts, more then likely cow or lamb meat from the rump or shoulders
"a quarter pounder steak"
"whats left of the biotch andrea once i get a switch"
A male that has an over inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of society with no sense of how moronic he appears.

Use in a sentence: Hey babe, get a load of this steak's Nike Shox and pink Hollister shirt, what a douchebag...
Key indicators of being a steak:

Constantly wears running shoes, live strong bracelets, pink popped collared shirts that are 2x too small, or affliction shirts. If you are over the age of 25 and rock Hollister or Abercrombie, Chinese lettering or tribal band tattoo on/around bicep, wear Oakleys, use a tanning bed instead of the sun, or in a Frat, you are steak.
Steak by AllstarSuperstarRockstar September 14, 2010
(N.): 1. Used in some punk/indie-music circles as a synonym for misogyny.
2. Someone who is a misogynist.
Syn.: sexist-pig, woman-hater

(Adj.): The quality of misogyny, or of being a misogynist.
Syn.: sexist, woman-hating
(n.): 1. "Hell, you can cut out a whole lot of punk rock in the 80’s due to its steak, and/or homophobic, nature; the important thing is that we are aware of these shortcomings and take care not to reproduce them in our actions, focusing only on positive qualities."
2. "Man, did you hear the wife-beating joke buddy fronting that band told? The dude's a total steak!"

(Adj.): Hey dude, don't tell that joke! It's totally steak!
(n) one who is 'the man'; the coolest of the cool; of the chain/hizzle/hook/edge of sanity; one crazy dude who likes the guitar, sports, and is the most cool and hott person you know
Mmmm. . . STEAK over there looks FINE!
STEAK by The Steak March 24, 2004