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STD Slut

Typically a female who engages in sexual activity with numerous partners without using protection or controception and accumulates many sexually transmitted diseases and/or unwanted children because of her slutty actions. Members of the male species unknowingly bang these individulas to later learn of the STD Slut's infestation. STD Sluts are typically socaily awkward, have daddy problems, or are attention starved and therefore use their sexualtiy to compensate for their life failures. Typically, repspectable human beings do not like STD Sluts.
Girl A sleeps with many men to compensate for her life failures and short-comings and therefore, she is an STD Slut.
by Gaybell May 9, 2011
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STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder)

This a serious condition that is a direct result from texting to much. Working your thumbs till they become stiff.

This disorder may also effect hardcore gamers who play video games for long extended periods of time.
Mike: Hey Billy..you wanna play some Wii?

Billy: Not tonight man, I think I may have a STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder).

Mike: What!@#$ Is it burning?

Billy: No, I got stiff thumbs from texting to much last night. I can't use a controller till my thumbs work again.
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Intentional STD Spreader

An Intentional STD Spreader (ISS) spreads STD's on purpose.
They are the scum of the earth, and deserve to get their brains removed.
"I'm Kevin Ballbags an Intentional STD Spreader,

I spread my STD's across the lands,
new partner each time, I always make them pregnant
I will not wear a condom,
My purpose in life is to ruin life and spread."
by NohaMorphis May 27, 2014
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STD Stunner

When You have a Condom Catastrophe which in the end results in at least one STD if not possibly more! "Next time wrap that bitch up tighter!"
Remeber that condom catastrophe I told you about.. well now I got some STD stunner news from my Doctor!
by Forever Fun 'N' Faithful August 30, 2009
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std: sig

When your dog poops out their insides. Caused by parkinson's disease; back legs become paralyzed.
Sexually inflammed guts.
what's hangin from your dog's butt? Oh, it is just std: SIG!!
by deppgirl October 29, 2008
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STD Sam

This is a very special name. If you have it, live it.

Don't be scared. Go out there, get STD's. Make sure your name is Sam before hand. (Specifically, Sam Dunn.)

Everybody wants Sam's STD.
STD Sam gave me his STD!
by Jumping_Cookie696969 June 15, 2014
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STD Sex Roulette

Exactly how it sounds. Imagine Russian Roulette, but instead of a gun with 1 bullet, you have an orgy with several potential sexual partners, one of whom can give you an STD.

Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor.
Person A: I think I have syphilis.
Person B: Cheer up, buddy. Look at the bright side. Maybe you can play STD Sex Roulette now?
by GoatGirlsBestGirls December 15, 2020
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