1. To fuck someone over, usually a person dear to you, in a seriously fucked up manner.
2. A crazy person, usually someone emotionally unstable and prone to bouts of rage and hitting and shooting things. They're particularly prone to hitting and shooting those they love.
2. A crazy person, usually someone emotionally unstable and prone to bouts of rage and hitting and shooting things. They're particularly prone to hitting and shooting those they love.
1. We had this really romantic night, dancing, sex under the stars. She said she loved me and couldn't imagine a happier life without me. Then the next day the crazy bitch totally starbucks me by marrying my little brother! Totally didn't see that coming!
2. All was well when I left for work this morning, hearts and flowers. Then when I got home I gave her a kiss on the cheek and said "I love you baby. You make me so happy." Then she goes absolutely starbuck on me, kicks me in the harbles, and repeatedly hits me in the face. All the while telling me how much she loves me too!
2. All was well when I left for work this morning, hearts and flowers. Then when I got home I gave her a kiss on the cheek and said "I love you baby. You make me so happy." Then she goes absolutely starbuck on me, kicks me in the harbles, and repeatedly hits me in the face. All the while telling me how much she loves me too!
by billius75 July 24, 2009
Get the Starbuck mug.when you are fucking someone on the ass, you pull out, stick 2 coffee stirrers inside said ass, then ask your unwitting partner if they have room for cream. if they say yes, nut away!
hoink: so you hooked up with the barrista last night?
clone: yeah, he asked for breakfast in bed, and all he got was the starbuck!
hoink: that explains the black eye.
clone: yeah, he asked for breakfast in bed, and all he got was the starbuck!
hoink: that explains the black eye.
by dj.clone.13 January 17, 2012
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'What are you up to this afternoon?'
'I was planning on starbucking, but if you want to hang out, I can always do it another day.'
'I was planning on starbucking, but if you want to hang out, I can always do it another day.'
by Chris Ogden September 24, 2006
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Get the noah starbuck mug.1. A fast-food style corporate coffee chain.
2. The male of a very unusual and elusive species of deer. Alleged to have various mystical properties
2. The male of a very unusual and elusive species of deer. Alleged to have various mystical properties
1. Is this coffee from Starbucks? I thought so, it taste pretty damn good! Just like bathwater!
2. Did you hear about Josh Mallone's hunting trip? He shot this starbuck with a .22, but the bullet just bounced straigh off its head and it ran off before disappearing into thin air like a smoke cloud!
2. Did you hear about Josh Mallone's hunting trip? He shot this starbuck with a .22, but the bullet just bounced straigh off its head and it ran off before disappearing into thin air like a smoke cloud!
by Peezee-Ark October 5, 2003
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Get the Starbuck mug.1. (Noun, Slang). A five-dollar bill used to purchase coffee or other needless items with inflated prices.
2. (Noun, Slang). A service rendered for the amount of $5, any service that you may attribute the value of only five dollars. A medial, mundane, or demeaning task.
3. (Noun, singular). An over-priced drink at a coffee-mill made by foreign child-laborers.
4. (Verb, Slang). A term used to express a punch from an open-hand attack. As the palm makes contact, the fingers stab the surrounding area of the target, making extra asskickin power.
5. (Noun, plural). The designated amount of American Currency used to purchase exactly 1 (one) cup of tasty coffee from the largest coffee chain in the Universe. One Green, Aberham Lincoln, $5 bill. The equivalent of one tank of gas for your car at it's peak time.
2. (Noun, Slang). A service rendered for the amount of $5, any service that you may attribute the value of only five dollars. A medial, mundane, or demeaning task.
3. (Noun, singular). An over-priced drink at a coffee-mill made by foreign child-laborers.
4. (Verb, Slang). A term used to express a punch from an open-hand attack. As the palm makes contact, the fingers stab the surrounding area of the target, making extra asskickin power.
5. (Noun, plural). The designated amount of American Currency used to purchase exactly 1 (one) cup of tasty coffee from the largest coffee chain in the Universe. One Green, Aberham Lincoln, $5 bill. The equivalent of one tank of gas for your car at it's peak time.
1. "Hey, check out this awesome rap CD I bought in the alley from a crack-dealer for just a Starbuck!"
2. Samantha - "Hey, can you pick up my jacket from the cleaners?"
Mike - "Sure, I'll do it for a Starbuck..."
Samanatha - "No way, dude... I'm never washin your whites again!"
3. "Oops! I gotta go, I'm late for work and I still gotta grab a Starbuck before I get back to my stupid job!"
4. "You keep runnin your mouth, and Ima starbuck you in the chin, muthafucka!
5. Jim - "Hey, do you have 5 bucks I can borrow for gas so I can get to work?"
Sally - "Sorry... This is my last $5 bucks and I haven't had my coffee..."
Jim - "What?!"
Sally - "I can't... IT'S my LAST StarBUCK!"
2. Samantha - "Hey, can you pick up my jacket from the cleaners?"
Mike - "Sure, I'll do it for a Starbuck..."
Samanatha - "No way, dude... I'm never washin your whites again!"
3. "Oops! I gotta go, I'm late for work and I still gotta grab a Starbuck before I get back to my stupid job!"
4. "You keep runnin your mouth, and Ima starbuck you in the chin, muthafucka!
5. Jim - "Hey, do you have 5 bucks I can borrow for gas so I can get to work?"
Sally - "Sorry... This is my last $5 bucks and I haven't had my coffee..."
Jim - "What?!"
Sally - "I can't... IT'S my LAST StarBUCK!"
by therealkenkny January 16, 2011
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