starburst

Fucktabulous candy, tastes almost as good as sex, but not quite

God damn that was a good starburst

by Jebus December 10, 2002

starburst contradiction

Made popular by the starburst commercial with the Korean Scot and Albino lifeguard. It's a person place or thing that in itself is a huge paradox. Trying to intrepret it will end up in a huge mind hack.

Red Sox and Yankees fan.

ICP fan going out with an Eminem fan.

A hot computer engineer.

Someone who has a Mac AND a PC

Someone who has Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj on their ipod playlist.

A rapper politician.

-STARBURST CONTRADICTION!

by BYAAAA! November 30, 2010

Double Starburst

While receiving anal sex, the receiver grabs a large purple dildo and performs a reverse reach around so both giver and receiver may enjoy their purple starfish (asshole) being burst.

Do you want to come back to my apartment for a double starbursts?

I haven’t had a hard time taking a shit because of last nights starburst.

Can’t go out tonight. Paul and I did a double starburst last night and my ass is sore.

I have a loose caboose from the double starburst last night.

by Futt Bucker 2000 June 6, 2021

starburst

A contradiction; referring to the starburst commercial

Person: I hate you but I also love you so what do I call that?
Person: a paradox?

You: Nope
You: starburst

by f00dnetw0rk December 13, 2010

Stabastocktoberfestapalooza

An annual raging shit show to end all shit shows. For one weekend every year, wild party fiends from across the land travel to the mystical Ginnie Springs to celebrate and bask in the wonder and endless glory of Jason Staba. This celebration is characterized by party barges with floating liquor, beer, and other desired substances, ragetastic tents of doom, fire gods, vuvuzelas, glowstick magic, bongos, guitars, music of all kinds, jersey shore invasions, campsite rivalries, nakedness, and insatiable partying.

Stabastocktoberfestapalooza, OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!

by RubbyDubbyGirl October 21, 2010

yellow starburst

unwanted, last to be scelected, werid, letdown

Joe: Mmmmm...starbursts are awesome
John: Can i have one?
Joe: Sure (hands John Yellow starburst)
John: damn...

by Pfhil Stagoski June 7, 2009

stabtastic

(adj.)1.) The quality of being one whom another individual simply wants to stab to death for the sheer pleasure of watching them die.

2.)A particularly brutal horror film.

Did you see that movie? It was stabtastic!

by danielle November 6, 2005