squidge

The excess, squishy, hard-to-get-rid-of fat on a woman's thighs or lower abdomen.

Damn! I gained 5 lbs. of squidge over the holidays!

by LaRubia66 January 2, 2011

squidge

when a person inconceivably laughs, giggles, squeals and grins all at the same time because of something incredibly funny or cute.

alksjdf;oaej;kalmfa;lekj;alsi

what was that laughing noise?

i just squidged.

by Sebastien Tremblay Johnston January 1, 2008

Squidge

"Squidge"= slang for cigarette

Hey got a squidge I can buy?

by Gypsy Magick Raven January 23, 2010

squidge

To crap your pants.

Damn that ex-lax!*SQuidge* Oh my god.

by Borble August 20, 2003

SQUIDGE

n. a fishing term used to describe various types of filamentous algae that grow in the water. Filamentous algae is basically green, wet, and very slimey, sometimes it is mistakenly reffered to as "moss" which really only grows on trees.

I went fishing today and the squidge was terrible, I couldn't keep the squidge off the lures I was throwing.

by Steve Brinkerhoff April 4, 2008

Squidging

Applying squidge onto a towel which is then placed on one's face

Tom got caught squidging in the bathroom after his sister got out of the shower.

by bloodysock June 29, 2009

squidge

1. n. That last annoying drop of cum or piss that drips from your dick (or out of your twat) when you think you're all cleaned up
2. v. To drip, as in the dripping of #1
3. v. To melt, as girls do, when you say something cute to them; usually involves giggles and big smiles

1. When I yanked my dick out and rolled off the bitch, she got squidge all over the bed.
2. I finished at the urinal, zipped up and squidged all over my underwear. Dammit!
3. I told my woman I loved her as big as the sky, and she squidged.

by EmperorKO February 16, 2003