square·head/ˈskwe(ə)rˌhed/
Definition 1.
A REALLY UGLY, Misfit who has a square shaped head and is hideous. Usually these natives love Tortillas and can't speak English right. They don't know how to write a single sentence in English, even though most of all they don't make any fricken sense!!
Also when they speak English, you still can't understand them because they mumble. These Natives are also very kind but they don't know how to socialize with American Society even though, they have been living there ever since they were so young.
Definition 2:
An UGLY Mexican with a square head who is kind but doesn't get the big clue that you don't want to date them and they end up stalking you. He isn't attractive nor decent.. hes pretty ugly not even his niceness makes up for it. I'm sorry. We have VERY LITTLE hope he will find someone up to his league but it is slowly fading away.
Definition 1.
A REALLY UGLY, Misfit who has a square shaped head and is hideous. Usually these natives love Tortillas and can't speak English right. They don't know how to write a single sentence in English, even though most of all they don't make any fricken sense!!
Also when they speak English, you still can't understand them because they mumble. These Natives are also very kind but they don't know how to socialize with American Society even though, they have been living there ever since they were so young.
Definition 2:
An UGLY Mexican with a square head who is kind but doesn't get the big clue that you don't want to date them and they end up stalking you. He isn't attractive nor decent.. hes pretty ugly not even his niceness makes up for it. I'm sorry. We have VERY LITTLE hope he will find someone up to his league but it is slowly fading away.
EX 1:
Sqaure head: Hi
Person: Hey!
Square Head: hmmm... mhmhmfgmmfmmsmdfd baaaaa
Person: ....What?
Sqaure head: TORTILLA
EX 2:
Girl one: Did Square head ask you out again?
Girl two: Yeah I told him that I didn't like him like that. I don't think he heard me, or hes oblivious. So now he stalks me.
EX 3:
Person 1: *Eating something*
Person 2: "Sqaure head said hi to me today"
Person 1: HEY! I'M FRICKEN EATING HERE.
Sqaure head: Hi
Person: Hey!
Square Head: hmmm... mhmhmfgmmfmmsmdfd baaaaa
Person: ....What?
Sqaure head: TORTILLA
EX 2:
Girl one: Did Square head ask you out again?
Girl two: Yeah I told him that I didn't like him like that. I don't think he heard me, or hes oblivious. So now he stalks me.
EX 3:
Person 1: *Eating something*
Person 2: "Sqaure head said hi to me today"
Person 1: HEY! I'M FRICKEN EATING HERE.
by An Errant Soul November 13, 2011
Get the Square Headmug. Guy 1: Hey, let's join the cross country team!
Guy 2: Don't be ridiculous, you're a Square Head. -_-
Guy 1: Hey guys, I got caught cheating on math homework in Calculus.
Everyone: You're such a Square Head. -_-
Guy 2: Don't be ridiculous, you're a Square Head. -_-
Guy 1: Hey guys, I got caught cheating on math homework in Calculus.
Everyone: You're such a Square Head. -_-
by pooohbear March 21, 2010
Get the Square Headmug. A term for the disgusting, vile, Amber Heard. (Or Amber Turd.) As shown in the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial, Depp referred to Heard as Officer Square Head in a text message.
by Phanhowelltrash April 30, 2022
Get the Officer Square Headmug. First said back in 1990 by a posh ginger (strawberry blond) to a square headed person who also happens to be a bottler.Irish slang use quite frequently by teenagers.
Curly : "The square headed bottler can fuck so far off if he doesn't come to the match."
Kelly:" will drag his ass to the stadium or maybe even tie him to Dan's bike
Kelly:" will drag his ass to the stadium or maybe even tie him to Dan's bike
by Jack dake December 9, 2017
Get the Square headed bottlermug. A faggot who takes (or used to take) too many selfies for the average male, which is known to be very fucking gay. He is also known for having a very cubed head and having very greasy long hair. Can get so greasy to the point where you can cook McDonalds fries in it. Tasty right?
(working at McDonalds)
Greasy Square Head - Hey Joe, lets take a selfie with me, you and the deep frier!
Joe - Don't be a homo dude, you are the deep frier, You greasy square head!! Idiot...
Greasy Square Head - Hey Joe, lets take a selfie with me, you and the deep frier!
Joe - Don't be a homo dude, you are the deep frier, You greasy square head!! Idiot...
by BaconEh September 23, 2016
Get the Greasy Square Headmug. Frankie: i dnt noe wat i woz finkin, goin wiv Charles, he's so ugly
Kathy: i noe wiv his square-head
Frankie: lol
Kathy: i noe wiv his square-head
Frankie: lol
by Xx~Princess Lazy~xX April 13, 2009
Get the Square-headmug. Personal computer, specifically a reference to the monitor; used to describe those who spend too much time online or otherwise "involved" with their computer.
We broke up because s/he spends too much time with the square-headed boyfriend/girlfriend.
Turn off the square-headed boyfriend/girlfriend and come drink with us tonight!
Turn off the square-headed boyfriend/girlfriend and come drink with us tonight!
by WhatDivaWants July 19, 2007
Get the square-headed boyfriend/girlfriendmug.