squaddie

A member of the armed forces who thinks he's the "Gods gift to women".

Unfortunately found everywhere.

Also Squaddy and Squady

"our mark is a squaddie"

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

Squaddy mattress

A squaddy mattress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy mattress she's shagged 17 of them!"

by ali November 30, 2004

Squaddie Syndrome

1. 'Squaddie Syndrome' is a term coined by Britsh Civilian and Military personnel used to describe soldiers of certain pyschological outlooks after the Iraq Invasion of 2003.

Soldiers who return from active duty with idea that they have 'seen it all, done it all'. The term is mostly used to describe those personnel who have seen what is often described as 'the Horrors of War' i.e. the death of fellow soldiers. These soldiers suffering from 'Squaddie Syndrome' will often exclaim that they are afraid of nothing...that seeing people die means they are able to make executive decisions over civialians simply because of what they have witnessed.

2. The term 'Squaddie Syndrome' has also extended beyond the military and into other areas of the public and private sector. It is used nowadays to describe anyone who insists they know everyhting therte is to know about their job, because of quasi-major incidents, when really the incident in question is anything other than major.

KEY: S = Soldier C- Civilian

C1: "Having Swine Flu is Horrible!"

S= "Having Swine Flu is nothing compared to what we had to do"

C = Yeah but you knew what you were signing up for. Man, youo have serious Squaddie Syndrome

by MULE-MultiUrbanLaunguageEditor December 7, 2009

squaddie

a member off the british infantry hobbies inc drinking fighting dancing like a twat the love off slagging off civis refer to women as slags or spunk trumpets they call each other skiprat or lizardlips they enjoy doing a "jobbie" in random places every second word they say is followed by fuck or cunt there whole life is "army barmy" even when they are back on civi street everyday items are looked at like it could be a usefull weapon of some kind they use terms like kebab compass , disco shoes often seen reacting attack lanes on the they way home for a night out

i was well fucking pissed didnt know where i was fucking going found a cunting chippie and got myself a kebab compass got home in no time a example of how a squaddie will find his way back to camp

by smuggs4712 July 18, 2009

squadding

The hanging out of the Sunday Squad

Yo are we squadding today?

by Asdf5678 March 27, 2015

squadding

Doing something you haven't really got time for, usually before going out. Origins from comedy series 'Police Squad' where the teller completes his chores after being fatally shot.

Where the hell is Kelly? We've gotta go!
She's still in the bathroom squadding!

by kaisersoseh May 13, 2017

Squaddie Mattress

A girl who likes to have sexual encounters with members of the armed forces, usually from the army. More often than not during/after a night out when they’ve just met them.

A lot of girls in Darlington are squaddie mattresses, they like the boys from Catterick Garrison!

by QuakerOatsReadyBrek November 23, 2017