Spokane, Wa

A place where white people think they are black, and black people wish they weren't.

Spokane, wa....enough said

by King of da Blumpkins9 March 5, 2010

Spokanigger

A black resident of Spokane, Washington. Spokaniggers are easily distinguished from the much more common Spokanite by their color, which is brown instead of white. Spokaniggers can easily be spotted at Hoopfest or at Northtown Mall. Spokaniggers are known to refer to themselves as “SpokaniggAs” or “SpoKANGsters” depending on the context.

“A Popeye’s in Spokane would be far more profitable than the Popeye’s in Post Falls. That’s because we have so many Spokaniggers running around everywhere. A Spokane Popeye’s would be a Spokanigger magnet. Popeye’s chicken is catnip for Spokaniggers, basically. Oh well, I guess they’ll have to settle for KFC.”

by AkshuallyJoshua May 30, 2020

Spokane biscotti

An eastern Washington variation on the common breakfast tradition of biscotti and cappuccino, the Spokane biscotti features a cup of hot gas station coffee stirred with a hot dog, typically procured from the same gas station. This regional delicacy most commonly includes a hot dog with a bun, though a slightly stale bun is desired for a bit of crunch. Purists will forgo the bun entirely and just dip the bare weiner.

Some would say that a Spokane biscotti is invalid if it does not come in a styrofoam cup.

The Chevron on 4th and Maple has the best Spokane biscotti east of Ritzville!

by PotatoeBandit August 22, 2019

Sykalanathynofurtyophiasekanefagakikokashetsatkiskenphobia

Fear of entities named "Dick".

I suffer from Sykalanathynofurtyophiasekanefagakikokashetsatkiskenphobia.

by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT August 11, 2020

spyware

gay shit made by assholes that will hopfully go to hell for their greed (if there is a such thing as hell)

Ill see you in hell you greedy bastards!

by stewfoo January 13, 2005

spaka

spaka - a slang word used for people who have special needs, generally used to insult your friends/refer to anyone really, just means - you got special needs!

"You're a bit of spaka" - Your reply to a mate who just told you he got to pissed one night and ended up pissing in his cupboard.

by c1187600 February 20, 2007

Spokane

A city with a population of approximately 205,000, almost 300,000 if you add the Valley, Conservative in politics, citizens will constantly boast about how they're better than Seattle and how, "The Coast" sucks, even though Seattleites hardly acknowledge Spokane's existence and going to Seattle is a big deal for most people in Spokane as it's a 4 and a half hour drive.

Hot 95-100 degree weather in the Summer, and -5 to 10 degree weather in the winter.

We get Some awesome concerts here every now and than.

Sub-Par public education, two community colleges, 2 universities (4 if you include the EWU and WSU Riverpoint campuses) and a whole shit-load of High schools.

Known for Drugs, Wannabe Gangstas, Carjacking Russians, a decent downtown park, some pretty good malls, cheap housing, and close proximity to "Outdoor Activities"

And honestly none of our neighborhoods are really that bad, Hilyard, West Central, East Spokane/Lower South Hill may be run down shitholes but your chances of being mugged are pretty slim.

Nicknames include: Spokompton, Spoklahoma, Spokanistan, Spokansas, Spokandyland, Sposcow, Spokemphetamine, Spokangeles, and Spok-a-loo.

In all Spokane is an Ok place to live, I'm sure as hell not staying here though.

Spokanite: Man Fuck Seattle! it's all about the 509!!

Seattleite: Spokane? isn't that in Idaho?

Russian#1: Hey Olav did you see that 95' Civic roll by down on Sprague?

Russian#2: Vladimir at the local chop shop's gonna like that

by 360lympia4Life October 14, 2011