spassy

deformed or mentally ill person usually with dribble hanging off their mouths and arms flapping

by tony blair September 12, 2003

spasshole

Anyone who spams online.

"These diploma spassholes are everywhere! Get a life!!"

by Mr_Puttle October 28, 2009

spasstard

Usually a person that floats around in the background and seems to hate anyone that has anything better than themselfs. This person usually looks retarded with larger than average sized head, funny eyes, so you can't tell if he looking at you or not, stupid BIG haircut and in the worse case scenario owns (or would like to own) a macintosh. This person won't get a job because he is scared of leaving his house. They are usually trekkies too. Anyone who say's anything indifferent to this persons' opinion is considered a twat, and should be cast away to never be seen again. This person also lies to people by saying he has "cancer" or "a member of the family has died", to try and win sympathy over them to get attention. They also think they are talented in there own field and if anyone is better they thinks it a person hatred towards them. They also have a very low personal hygiene and where the same clothes thoughout a week. Overall if you see anyone matching this discription stay clear of them because once you say hello to them or even noticing there existence, they will cling onto you like a quackpot and never leave you alone again.

Clive: Hay, (spasstard} I have bought a new AMD64 PC with 2GB broadband.

At this point spasstard is getting very pissed off and is picking up a knife.

Clive: Whats wrong mate?

Spasstard: You only bought that, because you know I only have a intel pentium 1 computer with windows 95.

Clive: No... I bought because I have a job and want to move on in life.

Spasstard: AAGGHH I hate you! You bastard!

Clive: Fuck Off you Spasstard.

by Derick Nobcheese October 1, 2004

spassing out

A sexy beast also a dirty monster in call of duty and doesn't miss a shot. Uses girls for there fine pussy. Fun to hang out with

Damn That dude is a Spassing out

by Cool kid 187 December 26, 2013

Spassoff

Bulgarian defination for (savior);
a spassitic person

You are such a spazz. a.k.a Spassoff

by ponchostatus October 17, 2008

Spassermongol

It is describing a person who is sexy AF but not good at the whole brain thing so he mostly just says UUUUUUHhuh

Hello din spassermongol

by Lucas Bach Ånundsen February 22, 2018

Spasshole

(alt. Spaßhole) - noun. A person who thinks their constant use of pranks, practical jokes, mimicry, and/or off-color jokes are funny and enjoyable by others, but still is really just being an asshole.

(From the German "Spaß!"/"Spass!" meaning "fun" but used like "Kidding!", "JK!", "I got you!", etc.)

(NOT associated with the urban dictionary spass, despite its obvious need for a hole. Ew.)

Bob thinks he's so funny when he switches people's lunches in the office refrigerator. What a spasshole.

by OgreKev August 17, 2018