nerd scurvy

Another name for Vitamin D deficiency. Comes from computer nerds not getting enough sunlight.

He's been at his computer for months without sunlight and it is affecting his health. Must be Nerd Scurvy.

by NerdScurvy March 12, 2014

taco-scurvy

a deep sadness and longing caused by a lack of restaurants with good tacos, characterized by sadness at meals and general malaise. Became common in the 21st century as more people from California migrated to the population centers of the globe that are barren wastelands of great Mexican food.

I talked to Josh today, he sounded really off, took a while to get to the bottom of it, he is suffering from taco-scurvy. Amsterdam is a barren wasteland when it comes to good Mexican food. He should get on the first flight back to LA.

by iceberg5xx June 17, 2020

Scurvy

A dude with black gums whose teeth is falling out and has spots on his back. He might need Vitamin C, particularly from a lemon tree. Also written S ~ (S + curvy).

"We got Scurvy we just chillin' on the sea"
"That dude Alex has scurvy"

by metalspod December 8, 2009

Scurvy Dog

Either a nickname or an insult for a friend/enemy. Sounds non-serious, so maybe don't use it a serious moment.

John: "Yo! What's up you scurvy dogs?"
or
Skeletor: "MWAHAHAHAAHA! YOU SCURVY DOGS DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST ME!"

by OneScurvyDog January 13, 2020

Scurvy knave

Contemptible tricky dishonest man

Girl1: Everything seems to be nothing at all after what we've been through :(
Girl2: Scurvy knave!!

by tiarama June 9, 2017

Scurvy Check

When you are about to orgasm in the orifice of your choice on your passed out sex partner - double box their ears immediately following orgasm. If they still don't move or fail to respond in a positive manner, it is determined they have full blown scurvy.

Did you hear that he had to do a Scurvy Check?

by NTGcolorado August 2, 2011

fanfiction scurvy

The terrible illness that a person (usually female) gets when they read fanfiction for a prolonged amount of time that contains no lemons (aka: smut, sex).

So I was reading this fic and I was wondering when there would be a lemon, but then I noticed it was rated T! I've got serious fanfiction scurvy now, can you link me to some good lemons?

by answer42 July 19, 2010