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Scurvy Check

When you are about to orgasm in the orifice of your choice on your passed out sex partner - double box their ears immediately following orgasm. If they still don't move or fail to respond in a positive manner, it is determined they have full blown scurvy.

Did you hear that he had to do a Scurvy Check?

by NTGcolorado August 2, 2011