Sportin' lint

Flat broke. Your pockets are turned-out, and all you've got is a little dryer lint in there. Skint, tapped.

I asked Bob if he wanted to come drinking, but he said he was sportin' lint until payday.

by iembalm May 4, 2011

Sparting

Farting on your signifigant other in bed while spooning.

Babe, you're never eating chilli for dinner again. I was spooning you when you fell asleep and you just kept sparting on me.

by mamadids October 16, 2013

spurine

A mixture of urine and sperm

His stream of spurine was more lumpy than usual.

by Shpurinator March 28, 2016

double sporting

The act of wearing items of clothing representing two different sports teams, typically of different sports, at the same time.

You're not going to wear that Blackhawks jersey with a Steelers cap today, are you? I can't be seen in public with you if you're going to be double sporting.

by Truck Stop Mama February 20, 2014

Dick's Sporting Wood

Giant retailer of condoms and other sexual enhancement products.

Joff: My girlfriend is coming into town this weekend. I can't wait to give her the balogna pony. I need to pick up a 12 pack of condoms.

LL: I heard Dick's Sporting Wood is having a blow-out sale on condoms and viagra this weekend.

Joff: Awesome! Do you need me to pick you up anything while I'm there?

LL: Yes, can you get me some of that Black Magic? I plan on getting some poontang of my own!

by joff leff December 28, 2011

Spursting

Smoking weed while chewing starburst.

Friend1: That last hit was pretty rough...

Friend2: Here try spursting, it makes smoking bearable with a fruity taste.

by NAdervoight October 9, 2010

Billy Bob Sportin

When white trash thinks he/she has something nice, when its really a piece of junk.

Look at Joe over there billy bob sportin in his 1992 Camaro

by JNeuge February 26, 2017