Slumped

To get hit during a fight in such a way that you immediately lose all motor control and fall to the ground.

"Boi did you see that fight yesterday?!" "yeah man! Johnny got fucking slumped!"

by The_Kickaha April 4, 2017

slumped

Killed. Refers to the position a body takes if shot in a car or a sitting position, as in "slumped over".

"Brandy all f**ked up in the head cuz her babby daddy got slumped"

by Mistress Quabeena July 31, 2005

Stumped

A term used to describe having sex with an amputee.

Man1:Hey how did your date with Heather go?

I stumped her!

by The Real Shwa May 18, 2009

Stumped

Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.

In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!

by DJ Gaurav November 22, 2005

Slumped

to be high as fuck (under the influence of marijuana)

brooo Did you see kateri last night she was slumped I was to lmao

by Slumpgod101 January 20, 2019

skumped

one step above being pwnd, it's derived from "skunk humped"... clearly something you don't want to happen. unlike pwnage, which may not be noticed by the victim, you ALWAYS know if you've been skumped; it has to be public and uber-humiliating.

"dude, don't skump me like that..."
"shit! you got skumped! GTF away!"

by ducken January 14, 2008

slumped

to be asleep; knocked

“damn i was slumped bro”

by onlyrealmeanings July 13, 2018