Spuff

When you pee in your own asshole while your penis is erect.

Me: Mom i did it again
Mom: You did what again you fat cunt??!
Me: I did the mothafucking spuff hell yea

by spuffman12341 February 14, 2019

spuffely

sparkely fluff

my head is all spuffely

let's make Barney's car all spuffely!

by BobGeldophed4u November 08, 2010

Spuff (Fake Word)

Spuff was considered by some, in the poorer parts of the UK, to be a usable word. Used loosely by youths in West coast areas.

Professor Legitshit, one of the UK’s leading linguists experts, has since put the word straight…. And said it’s not a word. He likened its use to the rape of the English language.

Spuff (Fake Word) - No known usable examples exist

by RealWords&Facts December 15, 2023