Fookin' Shankled

Drunk enough to enjoy a night at a really shitty club or party.

Olly: Where did u go on Friday?
Ali: Embrace; It was chavvy, but I was drunk enough to enjoy it,
Olly: wow, you must have been fookin' shankled.

by 123skiddy321 June 7, 2009

spanked

Past participle of spank which means
to attack someone's ass while their pants are down and they can't defend themselves. Often for the amusement of others.

When Sally went skinny dipping and got her upper body stuck in the filter, everyone in a 1 mile area spanked her.

by Sally November 2, 2002

star spangled banner

The American national anthem was written by Francis Scott Key and perfected by Jimi Hendrix

Jimi Hendrix's rendition of the star spangled banner at woodstock is beautiful

by U.S. anthem June 21, 2008

spracked

The adjective describing the intense high following the use of an illicit stimulant such as cocaine, or methamphetamine:seeglass.blow.

"im fucking spracked off that rail"

by Gunther May 13, 2005

star spangled eyes

An unabashed American patriot.

Looking through star spangled eyes, all of the lies told by the practiced team of government extortionists made her want to throw up.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 4, 2019

Freshly Spanked

Term used to declare a general state of mind, opinion or wear and tear.

"Christ I was freshly spanked last nite - it must have been the vodka"

"Look at the rack on that - she needs to be freshly spanked"

by The Top Banana April 16, 2010

Freshly Spanked

Used to describe a very bad loss in football, rugby, baseball or other sport. The loss must be of a significantly high level.

Jim: How did your team do last night?

Bob: Not good, we were Freshly Spanked!

by GhostShadow August 5, 2010