spousal install

When you're installing software, and you say "yes" to all the questions, accept all the defaults, and don't think about it.

Mike: "Dude, what do all these options mean when I'm installing Word?"
Evan: "Just do a spousal install and don't worry about it, man."

by Geoff Lilley March 17, 2011

Spongaloid

one who acts or behaves like calvin i.e a complete imbecile.

"That boy acts like a spongaloid"

"Check that spongaloid"

by Derek Plummer April 1, 2009

Spougar

A hottie that is somewhere between a Spinner and Cougar. Think of a chick that is the same distance from college graduation as she is from retirement.

I don't know how old she is dude... she's kinda a Spougar.

by Lil Buhda April 17, 2008

Spoogalooger

A type of person that owns multiple body pillows and furiously masturbates to them multiple times a day.

Dakota confessed to his mother that he was a Spoogalooger, she couldn't believe it!

by Grunfloz October 1, 2016

Spousal fee

1. That obligatory thing you have to do so your s/o know you still love them.

Athena: hey you coming out tonight?
Toni: nah I can’t

Athena: lame
Toni: gotta spend time with the hubs. Paying that spousal fee 🙄

Athena: cant you just suck his dick and call it good? Find a way!
Toni: he’d need like 4 so no

Gf posts pic on insta
Me: better comment so she don’t flip (aka spousal fee)

2. When you get downgraded because you in trouble

Example: had plans to eat at In ‘n Out but I pissed him off so now we at McDonald’s.

“Spousal fee is gonna be high if we tryna hit up Amsterdam this weekend.”

by Pinkie_high October 1, 2018

spousal abuse

the act of using the media, such as youtube, to ruin a spouse's reputation...

Dude 1: Tricia Walsh Smith has been ordered to leave her New York home...
Dude 2:Yeah! I hearded that the videos she posted on youtube about her husband amounted to "spousal abuse"...

by Marcos Blvd August 20, 2008

The Spousal I

Used by a spouse to subtly persuade the significant other to do something. Similar to "The Spousal We."

The Spousal I: "I think I'm going to the gym," or "I think I'm going to start eating healthier foods."
Reality: "Lose some damn weight, bitch!"

by Adam J. M. February 28, 2009