portable microwave

Another name for a vagina

Dude, I want to heat up my sausage in her portable microwave

by Fatpatricia January 27, 2016

portable chicken

A rotisserie chicken in a package with a handle on it that you can take with you anywhere.

A rotisserie chicken you buy at the grocery store -- making it a portable chicken.

by Mlister April 13, 2014

sportaflop

A sexual act in which the male partner proceeds to ejaculate onto the other partner's face whilst exclaiming: "MMMMMmmmMMMmm... Creamy!"

"Who did you expect?, Sportaflop?"

-Robby Rotten, 1095 – 1291

by Robby Rotton is Waluigi November 29, 2016

Portable Brody

The portable Brody has so many uses you can take one to prom if you don’t have a date you can walk while getting a kiss from one anything you need done the portable Brody can probably do

Female: Will you go to prom with me
Guy: no
Female: Guess I’ll just take my portable Brody

by Jacob black December 10, 2020

Sportaplaneology

Sportaplaneology is the study of making memes where clips of lazytown are edited with 9/11 footage to make the illusuion that a lazytown character flew a plane or airship into the twin towers on September 11th, 2001.

"Dude look at this lazytown 9/11 meme I made"

"It appears you have mastered the art of sportaplaneology."

by Anonymousmobster February 10, 2021

portable fuck toy

a girl who is so small (generally 110lbs or less) that you can pick her up and essentially jack yourself off with her body

I grabbed her by the waist and pulled her up and down on my cock until I blew my load. She's a great portable fuck toy!

by RyTech CEO July 29, 2009

Portable Parking Lot

A car carrier truck. A truck used to haul cars to a dealer's lot.

Mack drives a portable parking lot for Ford.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005