Spontaneous Cumbustion

The act of two males performing a donkey punch and white dragon in unison on a female during an mmf.

"We gave Dorothy a spontaneous cumbustion last night. Her head exploded and a geyser of blood and cum splattered the walls."

by Gide October 2, 2006

spontanious combustion

To spontaniously burst into flames

Wouldn't it be cool if that person just spontaneously combusted?

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

spontaneous cumbustion

Cumming without being aroused and with no sexual provocation.

As the airplane took off, Bob spontaneously cumbusted.

by tanukisanyo May 9, 2005

spontanus combustion

its when your ass, spontaniously bursts into fire

Person 1: Oh no my ass just burst into fire for no reason at all.
Person 2:Why Thats Spontanus Combustion.

I Think I Just Spontanusly Combusted

by Tangavitch May 15, 2007

spontanious combustion

sex that is so good you've gotten off before you have even started

as in a Prince song, Matt Damon and all of the band filter....because we all have a really dirty mind

by badfish May 9, 2003

spontanious combustion

My pre-teen daughter explained spontaneous combustion as:

a random and sudden outburst of laughter

Suffering from spontanious combustion usually stems from nervousness or excitement.

This girl in dentention was given almost 2 months because she went into a spontanious combustion situation.

by G's Spot December 28, 2005

Spontaneous cumbustion

Premature ejaculation. One pump chump. Wet dreams.

We didn't even get to have sex due to spontaneous cumbustion.

by Dougageddon February 16, 2021