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spankers

(UK Northern) Adjective: A description of a newly bought item, as in 'brand-spanking-new'.

See also: preggers (pregnant), bonkers (mad), Cheggers (beloved tv presenter)
Don't walk in the mud with those shoes, they're spankers
by papajonesjr March 26, 2021
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Smonkers

When an object smells worser than you've ever smelled in you're life
This thing is smonkers!
by iHATEtiktok 9.0.0 July 25, 2022
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Spookers

A pretty nice chap who carried me to round 3 console champions cup
Good shit spookers
by R2xR1 May 28, 2024
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Stonkers

An older woman’s, or milfs, large, saggy, pendulous breasts.
I’m so turned on by that milfs pair of stonkers I’m going to have to use the bathroom to rub one out!!!
by milfchaser April 20, 2025
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CUJO IS BETTER THAN SPONKER

Cujo plays with woman and sponker dont.
so i was tellING My friend how CUJO IS BETTER THAN SPONKER.
by ZGM2 June 27, 2022
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