sponge monkey

Thoes scary rat things off the quizno's subs commercial.

Sponge monkeys scare the shit out of me.

by Chicken March 19, 2004

sponge monkey

A small creature that evolves from a used feminine hygiene pad.

"You should clean your bathroom because there are sponge monkeys everywhere. You dirty slut."

by ISAAC THE GREEN March 24, 2004

spanglemonkey

Spider monkey + Glue + Glitter + Glass beads = fun

I played with my spanglemonkey all day until he choked on a bead and died.

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

spungemonkey

a chic with so much brillo type pubic hair when she take a bath dosnt have to drain the tub.

hey baby how cum the tubs so clean,i never see you clean it.j use the new improved spungemonkey with scubbing spooge bubbles.

by chefmamalover September 28, 2011

Sponge Monkey

The teenage guy paid to squeegee the cum off the glass of the booth after a peep show.

Working as a sponge monkey I earn heaps! Down side is Im up to my arms in sperm every day and I have to supply my own squeegee.

by orc chops August 2, 2013

sponge monkey

those fucking talking roadkill that are supposed to inspire eating a quiznos sub

mmmm those sponge monkeys are making me hungry

by matt March 7, 2004

spanglemonkey

UK usage:-
To wank, masterbate, self abuse, act like Onan etc.

Comes from spangle- to add glitter / cum, and monkey - the male member.

I've got a hard on so I'm gonna spanglemonkey.

by black flag June 27, 2004