spoken salami

Very old and moldy salami

Person 1: Want some salami?
Person 2: Hell no, look at all the mold, that is spoken salami.

by 10yroldwithabadmic March 13, 2021

spoken for

One who is in a relationship with another, often means married.

"Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

Double Spoking

Using both hands to pleasure two ladies at once using the Spok sign, two in the pink two in the stink.

Oh my god Chaz was thinking about double spoking his mother and grandmother!

by Unknown3000 March 23, 2012

I have spoken!

An epic way to say that what you have said is law and/or true and anything contrary is irrelevant and untrue

You're an idiot.

How the fu-

I HAVE SPOKEN!

by hewhosubmitswords September 15, 2009

spoko

its a polish short form of 'spokojnie' what means 'take it easy'. in teen slang 'spoko'is used to accept or agree with sth. it means i.e. 'no problem'
'ok'
'fine'

-could you lend me some money, please?
-Spoko! No problem

-This kid is spoko.

-Hey! What's up?
-spoko, thanks

by olciaa July 27, 2012

spokeshole

Term popularized on L.A.'s John and Ken radio show for a b.s. artist hired by politicos to push the party line.

Congressman Snordle could not be reached regarding HB257 but his spokeshole issued a statement that he cares about this issue.

by Dennis Phinney February 22, 2006

Spokker Jones

1.Writer for SomethingAwful
2.Term one can use for things of utter horsecock, to sound 'hip', 'fresh', and 'wit' 'it'.

Lawyer: "Your honor, the defense is full of Spokker Jones!"
Judge: "OVERRULED, HIPPY!!!"

by Ein September 26, 2004