spatfa

Specific Penial and Testicular Functional Abnormalities.

A condition relating from trying to squeeze into AFL shorts (or just very small ones)

by Tracey B May 17, 2005

Sloath

The enigmatic, unstoppable force that is the cause of all unexplained murders and disappearances.

They leave behind no traces of their wrongdoing.

Alternative forms: sloathy, sloathify, sloathing

A: Did you hear that there are no leads yet in the mass murder case?
B: Yea, it must have been the sloaths.

A: Where did my phone go? I left it right here.
B: The sloath must have been interested in it and have taken it.

Please be aware that the sloath is the same creepy creature in the definition above.

by sex-&-slytherin August 19, 2014

Keurig Spatter

a violent shit, or poop, that resembles both the sound made by a keurig when dispensing coffee, and the viscosity of the fluid exiting the keurig machine.

it resembles a bucket of mud being thrown into a large wind storm

it does not have to be confined to the toilet bowl; a keurig spatter can be in the general vicinity of the bowl including the floor, back of the toilet, or wall depending on the ejection force.

After eating 20 small candies that I later found out were laxatives, I keurig spattered all over the toilet.

Manager at restaurant: Busboy, get in there and clean up that keurig spatter all over the back of the toilet, the dinner rush is starting soon!

by Tight guy man Jones October 5, 2011

snoat

(v) - to snort cocaine/crack off of a man's erect penis.

She snoated some powder off of my 18 inch penis.

by jaywesthomas March 18, 2008

cat spat

When two very fine girls get into a fight. Often exposing one or both of their bodies.

All the guys watched the cat spat, videoing it to post on line.

by llcalej October 29, 2015

Spatchball

A highly inventive and entertaining sport, played with the help of non-metal spatulas and an average-sized spherical beach ball. Winning countless awards for its structure and violence, Spatchball is the booming minor league activity of the next generation. Teams consist of the AthELITES and Non-AthElites, where the names of the organizations directly correlate to the outcome of the match. Both Standard Court Spatchball "SCS" and Basketball Spatchball have the sole purposes of scoring goals, 2 pts, and hitting opponents in the face with the ball, 1 pt, otherwise known as "spatchface." One can bounce, dribble, throw, alley oop, shoot, pass, deflect or push the spatchball on any part of the court in order to score/spatchface. Both cross checking and hooking are encouraged and badass. Spatchball can only be played with non-metal spatulas and no body parts, foreign objects or other random ass kitchen appliances. In the event of one dropping his or her own spatula this results in two minutes in the penalty box while the rest of the teammates must play a man down. In the spring, Roller Spatchball becomes the leading game, played with all of the same rules just insanely more dangerous. On a side note: Duct tape is both used and encouraged on spatulas to differentiate among players equipment and provide an extended level of accuracy when hitting the ball. First team to 20 pts (AthELITES) wins.

Random Bystander: Dude, what the fuck are you doing with a beach ball and spatula? Get a fricken job.

Spatchball Player: Ok, "Ryan" I'll get the fuck on that, I'm in the middle of a Spatchball game so if you don't GTFO I may have to spatchface your ass.

by RoadRunnerMeepMeep August 30, 2010

Sloating

The act of "sloating" is replacing a common word or words from a song to "sloat." This practice began in the summer of 2012 and is in honor of the great James Sloat, who among many famous accomplishments, is known as the world's worst text responder of all time.

An example of Sloating would be as follows: When listening to the song "Let Me Put My Love into You" by ACDC, replace the word "Love" with "Sloat," so the lyric will now be "Let Me Put my Sloat into You."

Also, replacing common words like "stop" with "Sloat" when playing a drinking game. For example, saying "Sloat" as opposed to "Stop" during Beer-Ball (which is a game also commonly referred to as Drunk Ball).

by The_BFD July 23, 2012