Splurgie

Vagina exercise.

"Have you done any splurgies today?"
"Wow, I need to tighten it back up with some splurgies before next time."

by Kegel Queen September 10, 2011

Splunkied

Originating in the video game Splunky, is when one is killed in a seemingly unfair, but humorous way for the absurdity of it, often an attack coming out of nowhere or being hit once and sent to your doom like you are the ball in a rube goldberg machine.

Haa haa, man I got Splunkied so hard, I got hit by a rock from out of nowhere,that sent me flying into a a tiki trap that hit me into spikes instantly killing me, when I had such a good load out.

by Derpaics October 8, 2020

Slurred Vision

Disoreintation, such as dizziness or drunk, while standing up to fast off the steps.

"Man I stood up off those steps to fast, I have slurred vision."

by Hornitos July 4, 2009

slurrier

More slurred than normal

My words are becoming more slurrier.

by Ladybug1213 April 9, 2017

Steve Spurrier

Legendary college football coach, 1966 Heisman Trophy winner, and current Football coach at the University of South Carolina. Also known as the Head Ball Coach, the "Evil Genius." SEC Coach of the Year 1990, 1991, 1994, 1995, 1996, and 2005.

South Carolina Head Coach Steve Spurrier was named the Southeastern Conference Coach of the Year, the Associated Press announced today.

by Kbennett July 29, 2008

brendon slurrie

the proper way to address the infamous brendon urie, the only man that can take credit for others' writing, ignore sexual assault allegations, and fetishise bisexuals all in one music career!

"has that brendon slurrie addressed the allegations yet or does he still think his fans will forget it ever happened in a week?"

by HelloHowYaDoin September 4, 2020

spurrier

the supreme mind in college football.

"I am totally Spurrier's little bitch" -- Bobby Bowden

by Dharma Bum April 12, 2004