Dude,my wife just found out she's pregnant.
I thought you used a condom?
Turns out it was a splitdom...:(
I thought you used a condom?
Turns out it was a splitdom...:(
by billybobbitch October 18, 2008
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by captain Dik-Dik February 22, 2009
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spitzophrenic describes is a psychotic disorder (or a group of disorders) marked by severe propensity to listen to oneself speak (usually about issues irrelevant to the topic at hand).
It became apparent MJ was spitzophrenic after the 3rd hour of her meaningless babble.
Tito began to hear nothing but "blah, blah, blah, blah" once the depth of her spitzophrenia became apparent.
The family wondered if the "duct tape" method should be implemented once her spitzophrenic nature rared its ugly head.
Tito began to hear nothing but "blah, blah, blah, blah" once the depth of her spitzophrenia became apparent.
The family wondered if the "duct tape" method should be implemented once her spitzophrenic nature rared its ugly head.
by Factor3 July 24, 2009
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by Brett BRE October 12, 2015
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The buddy I used to rip with become a splitour in the last few years and it's been impossible for me to get him into the resorts.
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