Spleef

Message you receive after good anal pounding/beating.

hey can you spleef me real quick, that hurt really bad

Spleef by bneeks and natro merch October 19, 2010

spleef

when in the action of spleffingyou are either climbing something or eating something.

1. omg you totally spleefed that tree! (climb)

2. please dont spleef that guy in public. (eat)

spleef by jakegilmann June 14, 2008

Spleef

A game played on Minecraft and ROBLOX where the goal is to dig holes for scrubs to fall in and be eliminated. Very popular during the mid-2010s, and somehow the most fun thing that is humanly possible.

"Gamer: Spleef is really freaking fun!"

Spleef by E hates Q September 29, 2018

Spleef

A beautiful little kid that makes you smile when they smile.

My baby sister is a spleef.

Spleef by aliyahjohnson772 July 13, 2021

Spleef

The Process of Purposefully Making Someone Wipeout or Get Hurt Without Directly Hurting Them. e.g. Removing a Platform From Under a Person With the Intent Of Having Them Get Rekt. (Also Known As Tumplt)
(Spleef / Spleefs / Spleefer / Spleefed / Spleefing / Spleefee)

Gary: *walks down to basement and removes floorboard from under Wyatt*
Wyatt: *falls into basement*
Gary: I Just Spleefed You!
Wyatt: Damn Spleefer!

Spleef by Big Raph 69 July 25, 2021

Spleef

After a threesome, one guy inserts the used condom into the rectum of the other guy. He tilts over as the girl drinks the semen from the condom as it leaks from the mans rectum.

Bryan : Yeah after the threesome I totally got to spleef Robert. Jessica totally ate it.

Spleef by wondsrlnd August 12, 2021