spider web

A spider web is when you fart and touching two distant objects with your butt, creating a gas cloud that others have to walk through. For example, standing in the door and farting, touching your butt to both door jambs, and yelling, "spider web!"

Everyone was in the room when I felt a big one coming on....I totally let it rip and touched my ass to the tables...creating a big spider web that everyone had to walk through!

by unvmyvw412 October 18, 2010

Spider Webbing

blowing a wad inside a woman's ass and making her fart.

Spider Webbing doesn't really need a definition does it?

by Deliciousnessoverhere February 20, 2011

spider web

When you are eating a Girl out and u sneeze on her pussy and your snot that you sneezed connects to her pussy looking a like gooey spider web

I sneezed on her pussy and with all the extra snot that came out my moth and nose it looked like a spider web

by Netheo March 1, 2008

spider web

the noun used to describe dried semen stuck in one's pubic hair

I cummed so hard my spider web looked like it was made by a tarantula

by UnattentiveApple May 6, 2011

Spider web

The sequence of pulling out, and spitting in your hand, then blowing your load on the spit. Then tapping your partners shoulder, and flinging the gunk palm side up at her face and yelling, BLAA!

Dammit, i was just getting into a very mature relationship and the bastard spider webbed me.

by J-Rizzles October 18, 2008

Spider Web

When you cum on a girls back and then you put your belly button lint in the middle of it.

Sallys back looks like a spider web

by Doucebags ASSEMBLE!!! November 1, 2010

Spider Web

scam to rob someone of their dope and/or money

"Hey where did you get this?"
"spider web"

by Kendrabby<3 April 29, 2010