spider web

A spider web is when you fart and touching two distant objects with your butt, creating a gas cloud that others have to walk through. For example, standing in the door and farting, touching your butt to both door jambs, and yelling, "spider web!"

Everyone was in the room when I felt a big one coming on....I totally let it rip and touched my ass to the tables...creating a big spider web that everyone had to walk through!

by unvmyvw412 October 16, 2010

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Spider Webbing

blowing a wad inside a woman's ass and making her fart.

Spider Webbing doesn't really need a definition does it?

by Deliciousnessoverhere January 29, 2011

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When you are eating a Girl out and u sneeze on her pussy and your snot that you sneezed connects to her pussy looking a like gooey spider web

I sneezed on her pussy and with all the extra snot that came out my moth and nose it looked like a spider web

by Netheo March 01, 2008

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the noun used to describe dried semen stuck in one's pubic hair

I cummed so hard my spider web looked like it was made by a tarantula

by UnattentiveApple April 17, 2011

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The sequence of pulling out, and spitting in your hand, then blowing your load on the spit. Then tapping your partners shoulder, and flinging the gunk palm side up at her face and yelling, BLAA!

Dammit, i was just getting into a very mature relationship and the bastard spider webbed me.

by J-Rizzles August 26, 2008

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