Spechie

The act of sexually massaging your significant other's eyeball with your hands, mouth, and toes.

That girl gave me a spechie behind school

by Doctor Cumsock December 15, 2016

Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.

Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018

Speecherism

A Speecherism is a word, phrase, or way of saying something that is unique to a certain person.

Person 1: Stacy is going to the dance with brad
Person 2: Figures
Person 1: You say “figures” a lot in response to things
Person 2: Huh guess it’s just a natural speecherism

by Kaapo Ohm September 26, 2021

senior speeches

1.n. The once-monthly assembly where departing seniors pass on their "wisdom" to younger students, i.e., spew bullshit for 30 free lunch sign-outs. Occasionaly, someone decides to be funny or rebelious, but usually ends up looking stupid. See also the extremely rare, "HomoSeniorous Speechus," given only when the school is in the theroes of homophobia.

"Shit, it's senior speeches today, and I left my pillow at home."
or
"Damn, you see that senior speech today? Yeah, that kid Ravi wont shut his damn mouth."

by DeFranco March 14, 2004

speeching

Term used by George Bush when describing the action of addressing the public.

Hey Tony, get your face out of my arse and listen to some of the stuff I was speeching to the public today.

by K May 18, 2004

Speecher

A person who gives a speech

Ellen, a speecher, bases most of her speeches on teen-hood parenting.

by Stephanie Hauser October 29, 2008

speechist

Any person who is against another who speaks a language other than their own.

Lily said, "It's very speechist of you to think everyone in America should speak English."

by Irishtalker1991 December 7, 2013