hal sparks

An intelligent and talented comedian/actor/musician/all around cool guy who is best known as one of the hosts of Talk Soup, as Zoltan in "Dude, Where's My Car?", and as Michael Novotny on the US version of Queer as Folk. He practices many forms of martial arts, speaks Mandarin Chinese, and has been a comentator on many VH1 shows.

Many people also find him sexy.

Hal Sparks is such an awesome person. And have you seen his tongue?!

by TheMize August 11, 2006

Sparks

Urinal backfire. The end result being the wet marks men claim to be from hand-washing.

It always takes a second or two to get the angle just right...sometimes a mid-flush keeps the sparks at bay.

by washi43 December 5, 2013

SparksFN

The absolute goat of his kind.

SparksFN is the goat

by VeganNoodle8344 October 30, 2021

Mary Sparks

The small amount of ash (sparks) that comes from the bowl while dancing with Mary Jane (marijuana).

Shit man i gots some Mary Sparks on my arm, that shit be hurting.

by EdFooyoung May 19, 2006

Nicholas Sparks

A traitor to men. The d-bag who wrote "The Notebook" and "A Walk to Remember."

Because of that bastard Nicholas Sparks, whenever I watch a movie with my girl, it has to be "The Notebook."

by The Dude Who's Rude and Crude June 10, 2009

sparks plus

Keeps you up, and F**ks you up.

Josh, I would like to partake in an inhibition lowering beverage so that I may preform exceedingly dangerous/foolish activities, yet I wish to remain awake long enough to do said activities.

Joel, drink Sparks Plus

by Terry F April 25, 2008

t sparks

Having an orange hairy arse.

God damn, I'm starting to get a bit of a t sparks happening here.

by Screamin January 12, 2009