spanish bayonet

take your erect penis and put it in a "stand and stuff" taco. after this is done you add your desired taco filling. after the shell is filled around your penis, you feed the spanish bayonet to your respected partner(s)

I made that girl eat my "spanish bayonet"

by extreme jeeper October 14, 2011

Spanish meat plate

When a woman lays down on her back with her crotch in the air and all the boys lay their chorizo sausages on the plate that the woman makes with her private parts

Man after we came back to the condo, that chick Andrew brought back was so drunk she let us give her a Spanish meat plate

by Big boy chorizo February 4, 2017

Spaniel Shot

A topless photograph of a girl with particularly droopy bosoms.

Derived from the term 'Spaniels Ears'.

"Oh man, I finally persuaded Jo to send me a picture of her tits last night, turned out it was a right Spaniel Shot, I had to kick her to the curb"

by CF Enterprises November 16, 2011

caca spaniel

A dog pooping on a baby.

- First heard on How I Met Your Mother

Dude, google caca spaniel! It's hilarious!

by yourgreatestcreation May 21, 2011

spanish moss

An often disputed strain of weed characterized by its fruity taste, cheap price, and dogshit appearance.

Oi have a toke of the spanish moss you druggo.

by Chrylix September 5, 2018

randy spaniel

One who has the desire or tendency to chase skirt or some other appealing object.

Burton Guster, you randy little spaniel.

Smelling that pizza is making me one randy spaniel.

by thornhero March 4, 2011

Spanish coffee

When your maid shits on your chest.

Lupita came over today to clean house but one thing led to another and she ended uo serving me Spanish Coffee.

by Rosalinda the dirty hooker June 8, 2018