Spagettisize

Verb: to cut short, or shorten

Spagettisize is a verb generally used to say something is being shortened, or cut short. It's undetermined where it originated, but it's believe to have appeared somewhere in Italy in 2003. Spagettisize has also grown to mean 'to interrupt'. Additionally, spagettisize has been translated into many other forms such as:
Spagettist: A person who often interrupts people. (Andy is such a Spaggettist.)
Spaggettisizedly: An Adverb that means briefly. (Andy ran spaggettisizedly.)

There have also been reports of an informal second person form of the verb:
Spagettest: Thou Spagettest our meeting.

He cut me off:
He spagettisized me.

He needs to shorten his essay:
He needs to spagettisize his essay

by Third and Thomas March 11, 2008

Spagettihoes

A group of women dressed revealingly in a club/public area.

There are 5 girls standing on a street corner wearing practically nothing:

Rob: "You lot are a bunch of sketty hoes"
Jez: "Hey, Rob be respectful - dont you mean spagettihoes!?"

by 2tired2care November 10, 2009

spagetti head

Some one of Italion decent

Damn spagetti heads think they run shit.

by Eric simdiddy January 5, 2007

Spagetti

A thin long noodle. Usually thrown against the wall to test tenderness.

On top of spagetti, all covered in cheese.

by Pasta, noodle October 18, 2008

Anal Spagettio

what you say when you accidentally put it in the wrong hole while doing doggy style

ohh babby...oh. anal spagettio. i think i made a mistake...

by ploxdodsource/csplzzz January 13, 2010

spageptious

adj. describing something fantastic or supremely great. Perhaps awesome. Definitely surpasses fabulosity.

1) Wow. You look so spageptious today!
2) That gift you gave me yesterday was so spageptious of you!

by Jojo Walda October 1, 2007

spagetti brain

So tired your mind is slow prone to mental mistakes.

I'm so spagetti brain that I forgot to ask for a straw for my drink.

by Sleebookeytoteedumboo November 27, 2009