Spaf

SPAF is a meaningless word. It's flexible, versatile and utterley meaningless; it can apply in any situation. If in doubt, say 'SPAF', and the situation somehow becomes bleakly funnier. www.spaf.tk details the invention and rise of SPAF, as a meaningless diversion invented to pass the time by so-called 'gifted' teenagers.

Sadly, with the invention of lol, SPAF is now mostly obselete.
Person 1: *high-speed flow of technobabble, including several jargon words you will never have heard before*
Person 2: (when expected to comment) Uh... SPAF?

Person 2: (when bored and in public) *shouts at random strangers* SPAF!
by malikirem September 04, 2007
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Spaf

To secretly have a deep burning lust for another in your loins. Uncontrollable and usually used only by people 30% coco
Will Descrudités seriously spaf'd all over Peter Seymour
by WillWantsToBe30%Coco April 20, 2013
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spaffed

When someone is brutally mauled for no "apparant reason" but it is clear that the person deserved every bruise on their face
Johnny got spaffed last night, I'm going to spaff Johnny, You deserve a good spaffing
by Endeque February 04, 2010
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Spaf

Acronym: Spunk Playfully Across Face
Example 1: Hey, no teething! Ok get ready i'm about to spaf!

Example 2: Go on! Spaf on me you rogue!
by jamrag3957 November 07, 2010
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SPAF

Short for SteamPunk-As-Fuck; from the punk rock term "punk as fuck". To go out dressed in full Anachronistic Victorian-era clothing, with gears, brass and leather.
Did you see the outfit Matt was wearing tonight, it was totally SPAF.
by Anarchie Matthew July 14, 2011
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spaf

An exciting programme of development for leaders of services working in local authority archives.
Fuck me your motherfucker, I bloody motherfucking loved that fuckass SPAF workshop bitch.
by JBo10 November 05, 2010
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Free spaffing

to ejaculate without a designated or suitable semen receptacle.
example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere

future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.

present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere

past, I may have free spaffed everywhere
by spaff king October 09, 2014
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