SPAF is a meaningless word. It's flexible, versatile and utterley meaningless; it can apply in any situation. If in doubt, say 'SPAF', and the situation somehow becomes bleakly funnier. www.spaf.tk details the invention and rise of SPAF, as a meaningless diversion invented to pass the time by so-called 'gifted' teenagers.
Sadly, with the invention of lol, SPAF is now mostly obselete.
Sadly, with the invention of lol, SPAF is now mostly obselete.
Person 1: *high-speed flow of technobabble, including several jargon words you will never have heard before*
Person 2: (when expected to comment) Uh... SPAF?
Person 2: (when bored and in public) *shouts at random strangers* SPAF!
Person 2: (when expected to comment) Uh... SPAF?
Person 2: (when bored and in public) *shouts at random strangers* SPAF!
by malikirem September 04, 2007
To secretly have a deep burning lust for another in your loins. Uncontrollable and usually used only by people 30% coco
by WillWantsToBe30%Coco April 20, 2013
When someone is brutally mauled for no "apparant reason" but it is clear that the person deserved every bruise on their face
by Endeque February 04, 2010
by jamrag3957 November 07, 2010
Short for SteamPunk-As-Fuck; from the punk rock term "punk as fuck". To go out dressed in full Anachronistic Victorian-era clothing, with gears, brass and leather.
by Anarchie Matthew July 14, 2011
by JBo10 November 05, 2010
example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere
future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.
present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere
past, I may have free spaffed everywhere
future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.
present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere
past, I may have free spaffed everywhere
by spaff king October 09, 2014