spacker baiting

The act of luring a retard to one's lair to show them a good time.

After giving up on the Kosovan's, John deciced he'd try a spot of spacker baiting.

by egnaro May 17, 2005

Minge Spacker

A male who, during sex, after the female screams 'harder' pulls out a spatular and slaps the womens genitalia until she screams stop.

this is a type of bondage.

Guy - Check that gash ova there bladdd, OI MY SIZE.

*Girl walks over to speak to him*

Guy - what you up to tonight babe? fancy letting me minge spack you?

Girl - NARRR im not into bondage.

*Girl walks back to her friends*

Girl - i wouldnt bother with him hes a minge spacker.

by ManchesterMCFC February 10, 2009

spacker bus

the small bus that i ride to school \m/

I rided the spacker bus!!!

by gabe April 8, 2004

spackered

So wasted on alcohol or drugs that you are functioning at the level of that of a spacker

My god you were so fucking spackered last night.

by markymoo72 December 15, 2008

Spacker Wagon

A vehicle used primarily for transporting window lickers, mongs, spazmatrons and cripples

'Get in my spacker wagon young crippled boy'

by Mrs Pip September 21, 2009

spacker

Someone who repeatedly acts like a dick because they think that they are being funny

Alan: ha gay ha gay ha gay
Ben: stop being a spacker alan

by spacker110 January 26, 2015

spacker taxi

A non emergency ambulance. Used to transport people of disbility to various engagements. Including but not confined to: hospital appointments and, back home again

Nurse: Will you be able to make it to your appointment on the 19th?
Patient: Yeah, don't worry. I'll take the spacker taxi.

by morpethrob January 7, 2008