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South African Shotgun 

A drinking game which involves smashing an unopened can of beer against ones forehead until the can explodes. Each person has one attempt before passing it to the next person. Whoever manages to smash the can open allocates a regular shotgun to a person of their choosing. If the can is split but does not explode it must be passed back to the previous person who must bite the can to pierce it and consume the contents. Considered a national pastime in the Goldfields of Western Australia.
Griz: Lets play South African Shotguns!
Rory: Id rather not my vagina hurts
Griz: CONSUME!

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South African Tortilla 

Basically when a white girl gets gang banged by a bunch of black dudes so hard that afterwards her pussy looks like a pretty fucked up tortilla
Damn I heard that Jennifer got herself a South African Tortilla after she came back from the black expo.

South african snow twister 

When a partner puts a leaf blower next to a furnace while Cumming on the others face with it going everywhere
"I gave my girlfriend a south african snow twister last night"

South African Flapjack 

When a man cums on a woman's bare chest while outside on a hot day. The semen is then allowed to dry in the hot sun.
While having sex on a deserted beach, John decided not to cum inside Veronica, but instead to give her a South African flapjack.
South African Flapjack by B Kelly August 26, 2006

south african scratch 

This is what happens when your friend goes to South Africa and hooks up with a girl name Towamba. Slight burning sensation.
step back...he's got the South African scratch.
south african scratch by Lil' Reg November 10, 2004

south african shower 

The act in which a female shats on your chest whilst squirting lady juices
I totally gave him a south african shower last night

South African Stinger 

When you get stung by a wasp, take an allergex and then get headrush
Yoh dawg I got a South African stinger last Saturday