Softy

Abbreviation for a soft drink. Generally used in the context of a mid-afternoon snack.

"Let's duck down to the NightOwl for a softy and a choccy."

by Radaradara September 23, 2013

Softie

A person who is emotionally soft and is afraid to take chances

Tim: Hey softie!
Jonathan: I'm not soft
Tim: I can tell that you're a softie because you can't get her number

by PartTimeAsshole March 12, 2015

Softy

A very special guy i nicked named softy haha. Hes sweet and carining and loves to talk on the phone when he takes a shit. He tries to act hardcore but when you call him softy wofty he goes all girlie. He has my heart and will always keep it safe. i love this man so much. <3

Racheal: Man im in love with a guy named Donovan.

Alexis: I bet hes a softy

by idreamofgenies January 9, 2010

Softy

Another word used for condom.

Me and Jen hooked up last night. "Hope you wore a softy bro heard she gets around"

by Sh_tTalker June 29, 2018

SOFTIE

SOFTIE = MY BBB ALI

That's it, that's the definition, Ali is a SOFTIE.

by Mmmikasaxxx May 31, 2020

Softies

A game played by two men, in which each principle removes his pants and, standing face to face with his opponent, swings his limp penis against the other's. The first person to become erect loses and is then subjected to an assault and homophobic slurs.

Keith and James played a game of Softies. Now Keith has a black eye, and evidently he's a fag.

by CamShaft January 19, 2014

Softie

A picture of a flaccid penis usually sent to unattractive women.

"I sent that bitch a Softie, Bitches hate Softies."

by Boffa Deez Nutz October 17, 2015