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Snoogs

Something that is cuddly, or someone that is cuddly. One can be a snoog, or a lesser snoog may have qualities of snoog. One may be snooged and you are snooging if the other snoogs back; this is called snoogification, or being snoogified. An object, or person, might be called snoogly, or snoogish, if they seem cuddly.
"His jumper was quite snoogly, I really wanted to snoog him."

"Time for a group snoogs, everybody!"
by helloiamgross November 22, 2009
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Toilet Snooker

Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.
"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"
by Gaff December 19, 2006
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Cart snooper

A person who studies the contents of other people's shopping carts. They can be found perusing the aisles of your neighborhood grocery store or waiting behind you in line at the checkout lane.
The cart snooper quickly looked away after he was caught red handed studying the contents of the woman's shopping cart at the local grocery store. Little did he know, he was being cart snooped by another person all this time.
by IrritableLegend June 8, 2015
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Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered
"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"
by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013
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snoogins

"Let's fuck"
"WHA?"
"snoogins"
by Anonymous June 24, 2003
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cooter snooter

One who frequently indulges in the sweet aroma of pussy, or one who enjoys a nice big whiff of some sweet ass cooter, or one who enjoys vigorously snorting a clit.
Every where I go I can still smell Dean's mom's twat because I am such a cooter snooter. I love cooter snooting Dean's mom!!! She likes it when a little bit of her clit gets stuck in my nose. Dean's mom likes it in the ass too.
by Jimbo Strokenbalz November 11, 2007
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Snoogaloob

(n) Creature, oft piglet-like in appearance, requiring various forms of attention and foodstuffs, particularly Chinese takeaway
Goddammit, I've got a snoogaloob infestation!
by Pooh_thebear October 12, 2020
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