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doody-snooche

a suspicious looking character, closely related to a hobo, that lacks overall substance and smells like ass and dirty penis.
"That guy you just met, he's such a doody-snooche. Hope you didn't get chlamydia."

"That doody-snooche robbed me. Smelly motha fucka!"
by stage five shocka rocka April 18, 2010
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kooch smoocher

Slang term for ‘lesbian’. Or really anybody who likes kooch.
Dude: “I’m gonna try and pick her up tonight
Mate: “No chance- she’s a kooch smoocher
by Smartmouth78 July 16, 2019
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Rooster Smoocher

Texas slang for cock sucker. Derived from another term for a Rooster is cock, and another term for smooch is kiss, which is close to suck.
Could mean gay, or just a jerk.
"Hey Travis look at that rooster smoocher over there in the purple pants."

or

"My boss is such a rooster smoocher for making me work on Saturday."
by skinnyfatty March 2, 2009
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goober smoocher

A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.
That Jane sure is a goober smoocher. She is such a cock tease.
by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012
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pickle smoocher

A guy that is a fag (not necessarily gay but a fag all the same)
See that loser over there? That pickle-smoocher actullay thought the Colts would beat my Patriots. What a moron.
by Paul January 19, 2004
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pooper smoocher

1. A person who kisses up to others in order to be liked and befriended.
2. Someone who praises others when it is undeserved... lying and telling people whatever it is that they think that others would like to hear in order to gain their trust and friendship.
poo-purr-smoo-chur pooper smoocher
1. If there were trophies given out for being butt kissers, hers would have #1 pooper smoocher engraved on it.
2. He has to be pretty desperate to be that much of a pooper smoocher.
by Vegas Bitch aka shugahhh February 4, 2010
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Toque smoocher

A girl that refuses to give head without a condom.
Man she was about to give me a bloken, but she pulled a condom out right before! Shes a toque smoocher!
by Toque smoocher March 2, 2010
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