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Snert

Vadahaar, get back in your room, you snert
by Rabbit breast April 12, 2019
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Snert

An acronym, short for “snot-nosed, egotistical, rude teen (or teenager)”. Often used by Internet geeks.
I was about to beat that snert in Fortnite but he disconnected the game instead.
by SanAnManTX January 1, 2021
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Snert

Verb
The action of expelling orally ingested substances out of the nasal passages.
I laughed so hard I snerted my drink!
by Mittens, Attorney At Law January 21, 2018
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Snert

A perverted man with pointed black shoes who makes it his duty to sniff bicycle seats recently used by women.
"Dude, that snert just sniffed your sister's bike."
by JamietheBear June 14, 2009
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Snert

The sound your girlfriend makes when she laughs.
"Dude, did you hear that girl snert?"

"Yea, that's my girlfriend..."
by ruby buby October 28, 2018
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Snert

When you sneeze and snot comes out.
Jim: Aw crap, I just snerted everywhere!
Bob: Oh ew
by CoochieKiller September 27, 2019
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Snert

When you snort quietly and then your friend snorts next to you, but louder.
Y’all bitch I think that girl just snerted.”
by Anne Clements June 12, 2018
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