Snarder

Snard·er /snärd/ Noun

An individual who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles as they rise through the contaminated water.

MAN 1: Should we invite David B to party and pickup bitches tonight?

MAN 2: David B is a snarder. I tried texting him earlier and he was in the middle of biting a fart...

by itsthegomesbitch July 11, 2011

snarkery

A form of snarky (rudely sarcastic, disrespectful, snide, irritable, short-tempered).

I am tired of your snarkery.

by drift0fft0dream December 14, 2007

snarfer

A person who farts in a body of water then eats the fart bubble on its way up.

Erik was a snarfer because he ate is own fart in a pool.

by Peltalicious December 28, 2005

Snarkery

Of or relating to acting snarky.

Okay, enough snarkery.

All the Perez Hilton this and Jamie Lynn that is tiring. Who knew I had it in me to be so prolifically snide.

by Good&Crazy August 16, 2008

snarfer

1. Sniffing, or puttong your face on girls bicycle seats. Favored target is Chubby girls or girls with a yest infection because of the strong aroma.
2. Bitting the bubbles of your farts in water, or the farts of others in extream cases.

Tyler was well knowen at the local bike rack for his snarfing.

Tyler would hang out in the shallow end of the pool snarfing all day long.

by Jimboozie October 15, 2003

snarfer canarfer

(snarfer) a person who eats his/her own fart bubbles.
(canarfer) a person who sniffs little girls bicycle seats on a hot summer day.

Steven has a look on his face as though he's a snarfer canarfer. I just know he ate a fart bubble and then sniffed little jessica's bike seat.

by E.S.D.J October 22, 2008

Snarfer

A Snarfer is a person who say they're really good at something, but in reality the opposite is true. Snarfers may also say that you suck at something, when really they suck.

Dude, you're a Snarfer!

by ottergirl33 October 27, 2014