Smurfing

When a pro player makes another account to play with noobs instead of other players

OMG THAT D00d is `SMURFING

by CitizenFOffie June 7, 2018

SMURFING

the act of hitting anothers face with your penis

i wanna smurf you
ok darling

by genghis khan March 17, 2003

smurfing

Gaming term: Entering your regular server under a different name so u can see whats going on without being recognized.

Commonly used by server admins and the like.

l4m3rtw4t: you cock sucking idiot i will spam as much as i like for i am a n00b
l4m3rtw4t: wwwwwwwww0000000wwwwwwwwdddddfkkkkkkk
Player1: Thats not a good idea
l4m3rtw4t: fuck you dick, i own you and will always
Player1 Signed As ADMIN
l4m3rtw4t: Shit

by Moggy006 June 14, 2004

smurfing

Named after the popular television/comic series, Smurfing is the act of putting your partner in some sort of choke/sleeper hold while having sex until their face turns blue. At this point, you pull out and finish off by proceeding to give your blue-faced partner a droopy white cap.

For added effect, you can let loose a cackle similar to Gargamel, the evil villain also from the popular 80's television show.

My girl passed out last night after we were smurfing, when she finally woke up I told she looked like grumpy smurf. She was not amused.

by igotblueballs September 15, 2010

Smurfing

The act of snorting bath salts for their psychedelic effects.

Etymology:

The psychedelic effect sometimes distorts visual perceptions, including color and size. This can cause the people around you to seem blue and tiny.

#1 Did you hear that that cannibal wasn't even smurfing? That fool was only high on pot, and he chewed on that motherfucker's face.

#2 I'm never smurfing again. I was tripping so hard last night I lost my shit. Plus, those salts fucked up my nose. I was blowing blood out of my nose all night long.

by F. Baggins III July 7, 2012

Smurfing

When a man hits someone (generally girlfriend) round the face with their cock.

I was smurfing my girlfriend the other day and i gave her a black eye.
Can also use I smurfed

by Marky B February 3, 2007

Smurfing

When a man gets a blowjob after he dips his penis in whip cream mixed with blue raspberry Kool-aid. (1 packet of Kool-aid and a small tub of whipped cream. About 20 servings of blue penis or blue balls)

Man -Hey girl wanna go smurfing? I can turn your tongue blue.
Girl - Ummmmm. Ok, but just this once.

by Dirrty Dave August 15, 2017