KD Smothering

A deathly hug given by a short little girl. Starts out very friendly, but eventually she will constrict, much like a snake, breaking ribs, puncturing lungs, and squeezing the air out of you. You will die, but you will die happy.

Katie ran up and gave Jordan a KD smothering and now he is dead.

by JordanGerdes February 21, 2012

Smootherate

To overcome any adversity or minor difficulties with ease.

Ah man I didn't bring my packed lunch to work today but you just smootherated it for me with that ham sandwich!

The way she touched my bleeter I knew she could smootherate me for life.

by Winston Archibald May 3, 2020

Smitherines

Somewhere that you don't want to go, kinda like timbuck2. Or kaput

Something right blew those fish to smitherines, and out of the water, all in one.

by Immortal1 September 17, 2021

Smoothbrained Skelder

An Among Us player who always plays on the Skeld map no matter what. They are often noobs or people who leave when they aren't imposters. You will usually find them in games with only one imposter and a maximum of ten players instead of the new 15-player servers.

People who play on the Skeld are fine, but if they're a Smoothbrained Skelder then it's annoying.

by some guy who uses the Internet October 7, 2021

Chocolate Smoothener

That device used to smoothen chocolate, often referred to as melangeur by the less intelligent.

Imma throw those cocoa beans in the chocolate smoothener.

by Connor69gaymer420yeet May 14, 2020