smorch

when you kiss someone with morning breath

my girlfriend spent the night and when she woke up, she gave me the nastiest smorch.

by Gayel March 13, 2017

Smirch

Bitch.

That taylor is a real smirch.

by yeasayer December 31, 2008

Smorch

A smoking porch

I’m gonna rip a cig on the Smorch

by Urmom morning November 10, 2020

Smerchpilled

People who are smerchpilled have a vast knowledge of movies and are quick witted. They can be often seen with chubby short people because themselves are usually tall and lanky. These people usually act like they have the best music taste in the world (and they do). People usually become smerchpilled after listening to XFM or playing Portal 2.

Person 1 : Hey do you like portal 2??
Peron 2 : Yeah that game made me smerchpilled.

by Kerp1uunk July 24, 2021