Smarkle 

(noun) 1: An execrable person who attempts to gain success by spreading lies, hate, and rumors directed at another but is a failure
2: person who attempts to stealthe spotlight but fails
3: Leader of Megxit
4: A failure, liar
5: Professional grifter
(adj) 1: A hateful person at the center of Megxit
2: wrongly vainglorious person

Can you believe Bey’s father trying to cash in on her? What a Smarkle.
Dang, can you believe that Smarkle junk dealer claimed he was selling antiques?

Samantha Markle is attacking her relatives again, how Smarkle can a person be?

Smarkle by AuntyQ April 30, 2019

smeckle 

Another word for cock, dick.

You are such a smeckle

smeckle by Harry Wallington March 19, 2004

Smarkle 

To smear glitter on your ass and moon people in public.

I got wasted, took my daughters glitter and smarkled all of my friends

Smarkle by Master Smarkler June 7, 2011

Smarkle 

A smile that simply sparkles.

Oh, Brooke is so smart and funny, and I can't stop looking at her smarkle.

Smarkle by From The Nunnery January 22, 2013

smirkle 

Verb smrikle, smirkled, smirkling
1. to assume a facial expression between a pleasure and a sarcasm, followed by a laughter.
2. an emotional response to idiotic question
3. a dance move created by Poindexter in Revenge of the Nerds.
4. gag reflex to noxious odor.

1. I don't appreciate you smirkling at me like that.

4. The smell of the gas station bathroom really made me smirkle.

smirkle by dontstealmyword August 24, 2014

smeckler

The one word ranking higher than the prase "douche bag." The true definition is one who is a smeckle (cock), but it is more commonly used such as: "That guy is such a smeckler..." Its really just a great word to replace the tired phase, "douche bag."

Damn that guy is the such a smeckler, yea the master smeckler... Dude what a smeckler... Dont be such a smeckler...

smeckler by GoFuckYourself June 11, 2006

smurkledorfed

To be unlawfully tricked

The guy told me the car was brand new and when I got there it was junk, I've been smurkledorfed.

smurkledorfed by iskygirl27 April 5, 2015